uncomfortably numb

About a year ago, happily cruising productaddict's favorite area in fred segal santa monica, the most helpful fellow productaddict sales associate performed a miracle right before our eyes. 'would you like to see wrinkles disappear in seconds?' we were asked. we gasped with pleasure and begged him to continue. we were told to open our palm upon which the miracle performer applied freeze 24/7 anti wrinkle cream. within seconds, all of those tiny little lines on our palm disappeared, by apparently numbing the muscles which create them. unbelievable. we could not hand over our credit card quickly enough. not in the hotel room for thirty seconds before we had washed up ready to apply this miraculous cream. well.... disappointment cannot fully describe how we felt upon application. the cream did not go on smoothly (a somewhat pasty consistency), and left almost a white film on our face. worse, we didn't see any wrinkles disappear. not giving up on the miracle, we continued to apply daily as recommended for the following three days. unfortunately, now in addition to a few little wrinkles we were faced with a stubborn breakout situation. unbelievable. the rest of the cream obviously went unused. however, we love their lip plumper (called plump lips), but for it's smoothing qualities(no visible plumping witnessed). this makes us think that the eye cream is worth a try. productaddict believes in miracles. apparently so do millions of others.

sound investment: 7
does it turn back time?: 4
sensory satisfaction: 8
cool factor: 8
rate of addiction: 6.75